No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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