Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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