I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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