dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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