Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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