I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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