R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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