Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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