Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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