those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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