either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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