even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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