THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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