And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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