Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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