check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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