i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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