Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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