All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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