4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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