I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.