Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.