If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".