Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.