Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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