Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
pray to the hookup gods
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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