Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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