I accidentally had phone sex last night
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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