Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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