she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My cat gives me a boner
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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