i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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