It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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