she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
40s are totally the cure
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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