Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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