Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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