Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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