We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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