What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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