I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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