You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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