When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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