I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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