"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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