So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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