idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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