Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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