My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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