talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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