: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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