do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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