best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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