I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just want nice things and good sex
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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