omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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