There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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