yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We have started to decorate penises.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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