Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
