We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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