I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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